"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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