You're a womanizer and a bitch.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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