Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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