I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
ttyl tear gas
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
