Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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