OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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