my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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