We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Randomize
