so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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