Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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