So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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