He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
this must be what syphilis tastes like
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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