check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
this beer tastes like vomit already
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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