brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Randomize
