real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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