There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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