It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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