So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Randomize
