Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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