wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
She even gives head with a lisp.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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