he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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