You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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