He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
They took my balls.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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