yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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