SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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