I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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