you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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