i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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