it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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