You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize