It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Houston, we have a squirter
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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