Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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