If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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