All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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