Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize