Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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