she was so not down for the gang bang
I think im going to throw up on grandma
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
It was like giving head to a cactus.
i've created a new STD.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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