Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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