the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
My bed smells like the plague
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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