That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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