What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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