When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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