porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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