lets start a swedish sibling band together
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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