No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
