She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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