The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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