I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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