Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
He kissed a someone with a penis
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
it's like heaven, but drunker
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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