dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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