whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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