just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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