ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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