everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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