i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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